Monday, February 25, 2008

Diagram Response


This diagram shows to anyone who may be unlearned in the areas of anatomy and science, a detailed analysis and composition of the human skeletal systems. However, this particular diagram cannot be found within the confines of any doctor's medical text book. As such, I believe that some explaining is in order to bring anybody unfamiliar with scientific lingo. Starting with the top section of the human form is the "air-head" which is more commonly referred to as the cranium. However there is no need for any med school wanna-be's to explain this one. Any college student is perfectly capable of explaining the difference between someone with a cranium and an individual with an air-head. The term defines a person who typically has a much, much harder time understanding difficult (or simple) concepts. A standard test designed to determine if an individual has been birthed with a air-head is the IQ test. If one's intelligence quotient falls below 50 they are almost always a person with an air-head.
Ignorance is located at the base of the brain and is typically found in normal levels in 95 percent of the population. Monks and pacifists tend to have lower levels while males watching sports and females under the influence of PMS have higher levels of ignorance.
The tat-bone is unnecessary and is typically used by idiots who feel the need to impress anybody with a pair of eyes by means of a tattoo placed on the tat-bone (located in the medial region of the lower shoulder).
Skipping several anatomical features that are fairly tame and unnecessary (like you appendix) the next structure that is noticed is the sex bone. For any number of descriptions about this particular body part can be found at your own discretion using the following online tool. (Be warned, any and all search results do not necessarily retain any legal or ethical affiliation with this post!)
The final body part that will be discussed is the infamous twinkle toes. Not very many humans are gifted with twinkle toes and those that are typically are the types of individuals that make history. Twinkle toes are not very well documented within the scientific world although in the media twinke toes are ocassionally prevalent and always entertaining. Two examples of twinkle toes may be found here. And here.

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